Good Fishing
A Broker calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to go
fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his
friends.
We'll be gone for a week." "This is a good opportunity for me to get
that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough
clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the
office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up."
"Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does
exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking
good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish.
He says: "Yes! Lot's of walleye, some bluegill, and a few pike. But why
didn't you
pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replies; "I did. They were in your tackle box."