Subject: SECURITY ALERT !!!
We've just been notified by Security that
there have been 6
suspected terrorists working out of your
office. Five of the six
have been apprehended. They are........
Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin
Lunchin and
BinDrinkin...... they have been taken into
custody. Our agent
advised us that they could find no one
fitting the
description of the sixth cell
member, Bin Workin, at your
office. Security is confident that
anyone who looks like he's
Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You
are obviously not a
suspect at this time